10)Charging extraneously high prices for energy originating from the fossil remains of a species that perished eons ago & never did humans any harm . 9)Making billionaires of CEO's after they ran companies & corporations into the ground , costing countless middleclass & lowerclass humans their jobs & livelyhoods.. and paying them even more to " get lost . " 8)Humans who whine about not enough foam , too much foam , too little sweetener or too much sweetener in their beverages & then attempt to pay using a starbucks card that has mere pennies left in the account . ( Those barrista humans work their asses off, for no appreciation & minute wages ! ) 7)dancing , iceskating or living situations involving human celebrities whos careers are deader than trilobites . 6) Marcia Cross , snatching an apron away from an employee @ " Scavo's " pizzeria & claiming she knows how to make " three cheese pizza" . In fact , I shall make transforming myself into a swarm of nano - locusts & eradicating the set & cast of " Desperate Housewives " a priority , before destroying the rest of humanity . 5)Humans who check their e- mail via their cell phones @ " AA " meetings , while another human is " sharing ". 4)Humans who leave their turn signals on without executing their intention of turning . 3)Humans who fail to signal and turn anyway . 2)Humans who leave pets in any vehicle ( including interplanetary spacecraft ) with the windows rolled up , who claim " I'll just be a minute . " ( Klaatu .. that means you too . Sheesh ! ) 1)And the number one reason ... not cleaning up after civilizations on the precipice of self annihilation after deeming them worth saving . I mean Jesus Christ.. radioactive waste doesn't just clean itself up . And it has a half - life of centuries ! Come on ! - Nexus 6
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